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    I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.

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I began to work the stage and get the audience into it. I also learned how to have fun out read more

I began to work the stage and get the audience into it. I also learned how to have fun out there. It is something I will never forget.

by Aaliyah Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I really think being at home helped. This is a big part of the season, with a lot of home read more

I really think being at home helped. This is a big part of the season, with a lot of home games coming up. It feels good to come home.

by Greg Alexander Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It has a coarse texture and a rich, beefy taste only matched by hanger steak.

It has a coarse texture and a rich, beefy taste only matched by hanger steak.

by Bruce Aidells Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The situation is getting worse day-by-day.

The situation is getting worse day-by-day.

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With her high pale brow under her faded brown hair, she was like a rock washed clean by years of read more

With her high pale brow under her faded brown hair, she was like a rock washed clean by years of her husband's absences at conventions, dinners, committee meetings or simply at the office.

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This is the girl next door. Her hair color is high-maintenance, but she's totally comfortable pulling it back, putting on read more

This is the girl next door. Her hair color is high-maintenance, but she's totally comfortable pulling it back, putting on a ball cap or beret as the all-American girl-on-the-go. She's totally sweet, fun loving ... she probably bakes cookies. Guaranteed, her cell phone rings off the hook.

by Colleen Abrie Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I hope that happened by mistake. By mistake, I forgive her (the 15-year-old girl).

I hope that happened by mistake. By mistake, I forgive her (the 15-year-old girl).

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Morgan does that basically every game. We put her on their point guard and we tell her to pressure without read more

Morgan does that basically every game. We put her on their point guard and we tell her to pressure without fouling, play good defense. When she does that, it puts the ball in someone else's hands that's possibly not used to bringing it up and it kind of throws their momentum off. She does a great job. Without her, we wouldn't be the team we are.

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I think the light bulb is beginning to flicker,

I think the light bulb is beginning to flicker,

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