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    I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.

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Craftsbury played really strong, skill-based soccer for an entire game. Though we were outplayed, we played hard and right through read more

Craftsbury played really strong, skill-based soccer for an entire game. Though we were outplayed, we played hard and right through to the end of game.

by Karen Alexander Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Yes, and we've already taken all the classes and shots.

Yes, and we've already taken all the classes and shots.

by Dixie Aiazzi Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The driver veered off the roadway edge where his motorcycle struck a section of guardrail causing an ejection,

The driver veered off the roadway edge where his motorcycle struck a section of guardrail causing an ejection,

by Chuck Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I've learned that to expose yourself, to reveal yourself is a test of your humanness.

I've learned that to expose yourself, to reveal yourself is a test of your humanness.

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This is a real underserved market.

This is a real underserved market.

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So I decided to make my own pizza sauce from my own homegrown produce during the following canning season, ... read more

So I decided to make my own pizza sauce from my own homegrown produce during the following canning season, ... It took a bit of experimenting to come up with just the right amount of all the ingredients . . . but I finally hit upon a blend that the folks around here seem to relish. The secret is the herbs: Don't be afraid to put more of 'em in than you think you shouldl That's what gives my sauce its hearty flavor and character.

by Carolyn Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Trafficking in persons for sexual purposes is a debased and degrading practice which must be stopped, ... The department is read more

Trafficking in persons for sexual purposes is a debased and degrading practice which must be stopped, ... The department is committed to eradicating this evil.

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If I was at fault, I could see paying. But I wasn't . I told the guys at work, if read more

If I was at fault, I could see paying. But I wasn't . I told the guys at work, if you're even close to an accident, get out of there because you're going to get a bill.

by Dale Armstrong Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We've had a pretty significant rally over the last few months. The fundamentals have been better, but perhaps the stocks read more

We've had a pretty significant rally over the last few months. The fundamentals have been better, but perhaps the stocks got a little bit ahead of the fundamentals as a number of companies have met or exceeded second-quarter expectations but haven't necessarily raised the bar for future quarters.

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