The happiest women, like the happiest nations, have no history.

The happiest women, like the happiest nations, have no history.

There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example

There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example

Women are nothing but machines for producing children.

Women are nothing but machines for producing children.

Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weaknesses

Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weaknesses

One is not born a woman, one becomes one.

One is not born a woman, one becomes one.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do.

The lady doth protest too much, me thinks

The lady doth protest too much, me thinks

I don't mind living in a man's world, as long as I can be a woman in it.

I don't mind living in a man's world, as long as I can be a woman in it.

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.