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She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
 Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a 
bicycle repair kit.  
 Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a 
bicycle repair kit. 
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.
 Those who talk most about the blessings of marriage and the 
constancy of its vows are the very people read more 
 Those who talk most about the blessings of marriage and the 
constancy of its vows are the very people who declare that if the 
chain were broken and the prisoners were left free to choose, the 
whole social fabric would fly asunder. You can't have the 
argument both ways. If the prisoner is happy, why lock him in? 
If he is not, why pretend that he is? 
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh read more
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life
Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest read more
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.