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    Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.

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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been
extracted.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been
extracted.

by Bill Cosby Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.

Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.

by Joe Murray Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

by Zsa Zsa Gabor Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

by Mae West Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Love is blind,but marriage is an eye opener.

Love is blind,but marriage is an eye opener.

by Unknown Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

by Billy Connolly Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.

by Evelyn Hendrickson Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage";.

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage";.

by Herbert Spencer Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.

It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.

by Benjamin Disraeli Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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