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Marriage is a mistake every man should make.
Marriage is a mistake every man should make.
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds--they mature slowly.
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds--they mature slowly.
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on read more
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband.
It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband.
People who love only once in their lives are. . . shallow people. What they call their loyalty, and their read more
People who love only once in their lives are. . . shallow people. What they call their loyalty, and their fidelity, I call either the lethargy of custom or their lack of imagination.
 Those who talk most about the blessings of marriage and the 
constancy of its vows are the very people read more 
 Those who talk most about the blessings of marriage and the 
constancy of its vows are the very people who declare that if the 
chain were broken and the prisoners were left free to choose, the 
whole social fabric would fly asunder. You can't have the 
argument both ways. If the prisoner is happy, why lock him in? 
If he is not, why pretend that he is? 
 I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. 
You can't divorce a book.  
 I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. 
You can't divorce a book.