Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.

Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

Lies that build are better than truths that destroy.

Lies that build are better than truths that destroy.

I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth read more

I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.

There is nothing we like to communicate to others as much as the seal of secrecy together with what lies read more

There is nothing we like to communicate to others as much as the seal of secrecy together with what lies under it.

Liars need to have good memories.

Liars need to have good memories.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Falsehood is invariably the child of fear in one form or another.

Falsehood is invariably the child of fear in one form or another.