Why fear death? It is the most beautiful adventure in life.

Why fear death? It is the most beautiful adventure in life.

And now, I am dying beyond my means.

And now, I am dying beyond my means.

Thank God, I have done my duty.

Thank God, I have done my duty.

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living read more

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.

I have spent my life laboriously doing nothing.
[Lat., Vitam perdidi laboricose agendo.]

I have spent my life laboriously doing nothing.
[Lat., Vitam perdidi laboricose agendo.]

Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored.

Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored.

Tell them I've had a wonderful life.

Tell them I've had a wonderful life.

I go to see the sun for the last time.
[Fr., Je m'em vais voir le soleil pour la read more

I go to see the sun for the last time.
[Fr., Je m'em vais voir le soleil pour la derniere fois.]

It is today, my dear, that I take a perilous leap.
[Fr., C'est demain, me belle amie, que je read more

It is today, my dear, that I take a perilous leap.
[Fr., C'est demain, me belle amie, que je fais le saut
perilleux.]