I got caught kissing. Like by my parents. It was so horrible. It's so embarrassing, I'm blushing.

I got caught kissing. Like by my parents. It was so horrible. It's so embarrassing, I'm blushing.

A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one

A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one

At the first kiss I felt something melt inside me that hurt in an exquisite way. All my longings, all read more

At the first kiss I felt something melt inside me that hurt in an exquisite way. All my longings, all my dreams and sweet anguish, All the secrets that slept deep within me came awake, Everything was transformed and enchanted, everything made sense.

Kiss me and you will see how important I am.

Kiss me and you will see how important I am.

I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.

I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.

Take it and return it: the kiss of love

Take it and return it: the kiss of love

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

You can't kiss an oil well.

You can't kiss an oil well.

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.