You grow up the first day you have your first good laugh-at yourself.

You grow up the first day you have your first good laugh-at yourself.

Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which
matter least.

Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which
matter least.

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live read more

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

Consumers are statistics. Customers are people.

Consumers are statistics. Customers are people.

Everything can be improved.

Everything can be improved.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive
when my husband gets home from work, then read more

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive
when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

You can lay down and die, or you can get up and fight, but that's it -- there's no turning read more

You can lay down and die, or you can get up and fight, but that's it -- there's no turning back.

Tears are often the telescope by which men see far into heaven.

Tears are often the telescope by which men see far into heaven.

Resolve to make each day the very best and don't let anyone get in your way. If they do, step read more

Resolve to make each day the very best and don't let anyone get in your way. If they do, step on them.