Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste read more

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours.

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any read more

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor.

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor.

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it.

I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it.

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing?

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing?