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 Did you ever hear of Captain Wattle?
 He was all for love and a little for the bottle.  
 Did you ever hear of Captain Wattle?
 He was all for love and a little for the bottle. 
Of course one should not drink much, but often.
Of course one should not drink much, but often.
When the liquor's out, why clink the cannikin?
When the liquor's out, why clink the cannikin?
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
 What harm in drinking can there be,
 Since punch and life so well agree?  
 What harm in drinking can there be,
 Since punch and life so well agree? 
 Nose, nose, holly red nose,
 And who gave thee that jolly red nose?
  Nutmegs and ginger, cinammon read more 
 Nose, nose, holly red nose,
 And who gave thee that jolly red nose?
  Nutmegs and ginger, cinammon and cloves;
   And they gave me this jolly red nose. 
 Here
 With my beer
  I sit,
   While golden moments flit:
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 Here
 With my beer
  I sit,
   While golden moments flit:
    Alas!
     They pass
      Unheeded by:
       And as they fly,
        I,
         Being dry,
          Sit, idly sipping here
           My beer. 
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
 Mynheer Vandunck, though he never was drunk,
 Sipped brandy and water gayly.  
 Mynheer Vandunck, though he never was drunk,
 Sipped brandy and water gayly.