Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.

Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies read more

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer.

The oyster-women lock'd their fish up,
And trudged away to cry, No Bishop.

The oyster-women lock'd their fish up,
And trudged away to cry, No Bishop.

Every abuse ought to be reformed, unless the reform is more dangerous than the abuse itself.

Every abuse ought to be reformed, unless the reform is more dangerous than the abuse itself.

A reformer is a man who rides through a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat.

A reformer is a man who rides through a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat.

He who reforms himself has done more toward reforming the public than a crowd of noisy, impotent patriots

He who reforms himself has done more toward reforming the public than a crowd of noisy, impotent patriots

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Men become old, but they never become good

Men become old, but they never become good

Old age is no place for sissies.

Old age is no place for sissies.