Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.

Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.

If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.

If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.

Old age is no place for sissies.

Old age is no place for sissies.

I used to have a sign over my computer that read OLD DOGS CAN LEARN NEW TRICKS, but lately I read more

I used to have a sign over my computer that read OLD DOGS CAN LEARN NEW TRICKS, but lately I sometimes ask myself how many more new tricks I want to learn. Wouldn’t it be easier just to be outdated?

Religions die when they are proved to be true. Science is the record of dead religions.

Religions die when they are proved to be true. Science is the record of dead religions.

Will you still need me,will you still feed me..When I'm sixty-four?

Will you still need me,will you still feed me..When I'm sixty-four?

The problem with people is that they're only human.

The problem with people is that they're only human.

You're neither unnatural, nor abominable, nor mad; you're as much a part of what people call nature as anyone else.

You're neither unnatural, nor abominable, nor mad; you're as much a part of what people call nature as anyone else.

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies read more

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer.