I used to have a sign over my computer that read OLD DOGS CAN LEARN NEW TRICKS, but lately I read more

I used to have a sign over my computer that read OLD DOGS CAN LEARN NEW TRICKS, but lately I sometimes ask myself how many more new tricks I want to learn. Wouldn’t it be easier just to be outdated?

Old age is no place for sissies.

Old age is no place for sissies.

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it read more

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you

You're neither unnatural, nor abominable, nor mad; you're as much a part of what people call nature as anyone else.

You're neither unnatural, nor abominable, nor mad; you're as much a part of what people call nature as anyone else.

There is a great deal of human nature in man.

There is a great deal of human nature in man.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

For him in vain the envious seasons roll, Who bears eternal summer in his soul.

For him in vain the envious seasons roll, Who bears eternal summer in his soul.

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies read more

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer.

If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.

If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.