Of all the garden herbes none is of greater vertue than sage.

Of all the garden herbes none is of greater vertue than sage.

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease.

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease.

Cheerfulness, sir, is the principle ingredient in the composition of health.

Cheerfulness, sir, is the principle ingredient in the composition of health.

I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger
She was sued by Amarillo cattle ranchers for saying: I'm stopped. I'll never read more

I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger
She was sued by Amarillo cattle ranchers for saying: I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger and she won.

Health that snuffs the morning air.

Health that snuffs the morning air.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and read more

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. thanks to Alan Bennett -Mark Twain.

The poor cows froze
neglected in a blizzard
They dug them up
and ate their gizzards.

The poor cows froze
neglected in a blizzard
They dug them up
and ate their gizzards.

Ah! what avail the largest gifts of Heaven,
When drooping health and spirits go amiss?
How tasteless read more

Ah! what avail the largest gifts of Heaven,
When drooping health and spirits go amiss?
How tasteless then whatever can be given!
Health is the vital principle of bliss,
And exercise of health.

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time -- pills or stairs.

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time -- pills or stairs.