Old goths never die, they just need less makeup

Old goths never die, they just need less makeup

I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.

I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.

Ask ten goths what 'goth' means, and you'll get eleven different answers.

Ask ten goths what 'goth' means, and you'll get eleven different answers.

Goths don't identify with evil, we mourn the evil in society. The fascination with death is basically a reminder to read more

Goths don't identify with evil, we mourn the evil in society. The fascination with death is basically a reminder to us of our own mortality. For these reasons, we wear black.

Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.

Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.

I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with read more

I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with a gun with a silencer.

We are in the process here of learning to think movement. Clowns, dancers, mimes think movement.

We are in the process here of learning to think movement. Clowns, dancers, mimes think movement.

Most mimes are annoying. It's sort of like the Macarena on a smaller scale. A large number of people looking read more

Most mimes are annoying. It's sort of like the Macarena on a smaller scale. A large number of people looking silly doing the same things over and over.

...consequence you'll see will be stranger than a gang of drunken mimes...

...consequence you'll see will be stranger than a gang of drunken mimes...