Goths don't identify with evil, we mourn the evil in society. The fascination with death is basically a reminder to read more

Goths don't identify with evil, we mourn the evil in society. The fascination with death is basically a reminder to us of our own mortality. For these reasons, we wear black.

I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.

I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.

Old goths never die, they just need less makeup

Old goths never die, they just need less makeup

Oh goodie, goth mimes. The best of both worlds. They pretend they're trapped in a box and then whine about read more

Oh goodie, goth mimes. The best of both worlds. They pretend they're trapped in a box and then whine about how cruel and unfair it is.

I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with read more

I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with a gun with a silencer.

...consequence you'll see will be stranger than a gang of drunken mimes...

...consequence you'll see will be stranger than a gang of drunken mimes...

Most mimes are annoying. It's sort of like the Macarena on a smaller scale. A large number of people looking read more

Most mimes are annoying. It's sort of like the Macarena on a smaller scale. A large number of people looking silly doing the same things over and over.

...we, the goths, do know how death, depression, despair, grief, misery and sorrow feels.

...we, the goths, do know how death, depression, despair, grief, misery and sorrow feels.

Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.

Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.