Old goths never die, they just need less makeup

Old goths never die, they just need less makeup

Most mimes are annoying. It's sort of like the Macarena on a smaller scale. A large number of people looking read more

Most mimes are annoying. It's sort of like the Macarena on a smaller scale. A large number of people looking silly doing the same things over and over.

Goths don't identify with evil, we mourn the evil in society. The fascination with death is basically a reminder to read more

Goths don't identify with evil, we mourn the evil in society. The fascination with death is basically a reminder to us of our own mortality. For these reasons, we wear black.

I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with read more

I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with a gun with a silencer.

Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.

Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.

...we, the goths, do know how death, depression, despair, grief, misery and sorrow feels.

...we, the goths, do know how death, depression, despair, grief, misery and sorrow feels.

Goths are sort of like mimes with long hair and trenchcoats. Neat.

Goths are sort of like mimes with long hair and trenchcoats. Neat.

We are in the process here of learning to think movement. Clowns, dancers, mimes think movement.

We are in the process here of learning to think movement. Clowns, dancers, mimes think movement.

...consequence you'll see will be stranger than a gang of drunken mimes...

...consequence you'll see will be stranger than a gang of drunken mimes...