Goths are sort of like mimes with long hair and trenchcoats. Neat.

Goths are sort of like mimes with long hair and trenchcoats. Neat.

...we, the goths, do know how death, depression, despair, grief, misery and sorrow feels.

...we, the goths, do know how death, depression, despair, grief, misery and sorrow feels.

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people that make balloon animals, I always think of their relatives and how read more

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people that make balloon animals, I always think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

Ask ten goths what 'goth' means, and you'll get eleven different answers.

Ask ten goths what 'goth' means, and you'll get eleven different answers.

Goths tend to be rather pacifistic, so to associate all Goths with violence because some of them are into heavy read more

Goths tend to be rather pacifistic, so to associate all Goths with violence because some of them are into heavy metal music is illogical. It makes just as much sense to reason like this: some nuns like soccer; violence sometimes occurs at soccer matches; therefore, nuns tend to be violent.

Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.

Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.

Goths don't identify with evil, we mourn the evil in society. The fascination with death is basically a reminder to read more

Goths don't identify with evil, we mourn the evil in society. The fascination with death is basically a reminder to us of our own mortality. For these reasons, we wear black.

Old goths never die, they just need less makeup

Old goths never die, they just need less makeup

I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.

I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.