Goths are sort of like mimes with long hair and trenchcoats. Neat.

Goths are sort of like mimes with long hair and trenchcoats. Neat.

Old goths never die, they just need less makeup

Old goths never die, they just need less makeup

...we, the goths, do know how death, depression, despair, grief, misery and sorrow feels.

...we, the goths, do know how death, depression, despair, grief, misery and sorrow feels.

Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.

Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.

We are in the process here of learning to think movement. Clowns, dancers, mimes think movement.

We are in the process here of learning to think movement. Clowns, dancers, mimes think movement.

Goths don't identify with evil, we mourn the evil in society. The fascination with death is basically a reminder to read more

Goths don't identify with evil, we mourn the evil in society. The fascination with death is basically a reminder to us of our own mortality. For these reasons, we wear black.

Ask ten goths what 'goth' means, and you'll get eleven different answers.

Ask ten goths what 'goth' means, and you'll get eleven different answers.

I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with read more

I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with a gun with a silencer.

I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.

I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.