When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people that make balloon animals, I always think of their relatives and how read more

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people that make balloon animals, I always think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

Most mimes are annoying. It's sort of like the Macarena on a smaller scale. A large number of people looking read more

Most mimes are annoying. It's sort of like the Macarena on a smaller scale. A large number of people looking silly doing the same things over and over.

I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.

I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.

I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with read more

I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with a gun with a silencer.

...consequence you'll see will be stranger than a gang of drunken mimes...

...consequence you'll see will be stranger than a gang of drunken mimes...

Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.

Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.

Goths are sort of like mimes with long hair and trenchcoats. Neat.

Goths are sort of like mimes with long hair and trenchcoats. Neat.