In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's read more

In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's long.

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. -Josh Billings.

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. -Josh Billings.

When you become senile, you won't know it.

When you become senile, you won't know it.

The time to begin most things is ten years ago. -Mignon McLaughlin.

The time to begin most things is ten years ago. -Mignon McLaughlin.

It takes a long time to become young.

It takes a long time to become young.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

If you carry your childhood with you, you never become older.

If you carry your childhood with you, you never become older.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.