I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my read more

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

Middle age . . . when a man is at the peak of his yearning power. -Wall Stress Journal.

Middle age . . . when a man is at the peak of his yearning power. -Wall Stress Journal.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

The time to begin most things is ten years ago. -Mignon McLaughlin.

The time to begin most things is ten years ago. -Mignon McLaughlin.

For oute of olde feldys, as men sey,
Comyth al this newe corn from yere to yere;
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For oute of olde feldys, as men sey,
Comyth al this newe corn from yere to yere;
And out of old bokis, in good fey,
Comyth al this newe science that men lere.

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Dying while you are young is a great boon in your old age.

Dying while you are young is a great boon in your old age.