Bad excuses are worse than none.

Bad excuses are worse than none.

If you don't want to do something, one excuse is as good as another.

If you don't want to do something, one excuse is as good as another.

Hanlon's Razor:"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Hanlon's Razor:"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.

He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.

He who excuses himself accuses himself.

He who excuses himself accuses himself.

To offer the complexities of life as an excuse for not addressing oneself to the simpler, more manageable (trivial) aspects read more

To offer the complexities of life as an excuse for not addressing oneself to the simpler, more manageable (trivial) aspects of daily existence is a perversity often indulged in by artists, husbands, intellectuals -- and critics of the Women's Movement.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.

Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.

We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse.

We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse.