Bad excuses are worse than none.

Bad excuses are worse than none.

Forgetting that several excuses are always less convincing than one.

Forgetting that several excuses are always less convincing than one.

And oftentimes excusing of a fault doth make the fault the worse by the excuse.

And oftentimes excusing of a fault doth make the fault the worse by the excuse.

Hanlon's Razor:"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Hanlon's Razor:"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

If you don't want to do something, one excuse is as good as another.

If you don't want to do something, one excuse is as good as another.

He who excuses himself accuses himself.

He who excuses himself accuses himself.

He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.

He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.

Cynical realism is the intelligent man's best excuse for doing nothing in an intolerable situation.

Cynical realism is the intelligent man's best excuse for doing nothing in an intolerable situation.