The search for someone to blame is always successful.

The search for someone to blame is always successful.

Bad excuses are worse than none.

Bad excuses are worse than none.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened read more

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into read more

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.

There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole-in-one.

Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole-in-one.

And oftentimes excusing of a fault doth make the fault the worse by the excuse.

And oftentimes excusing of a fault doth make the fault the worse by the excuse.

A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.

A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.