A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into read more

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.

If you don't want to do something, one excuse is as good as another.

If you don't want to do something, one excuse is as good as another.

Forgetting that several excuses are always less convincing than one.

Forgetting that several excuses are always less convincing than one.

A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.

A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.

The search for someone to blame is always successful.

The search for someone to blame is always successful.

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts.

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts.

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole-in-one.

Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole-in-one.