An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole-in-one.

Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole-in-one.

Forgetting that several excuses are always less convincing than one.

Forgetting that several excuses are always less convincing than one.

Cynical realism is the intelligent man's best excuse for doing nothing in an intolerable situation.

Cynical realism is the intelligent man's best excuse for doing nothing in an intolerable situation.

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.

Excuses are the nails used to build a house of failure.

Excuses are the nails used to build a house of failure.

Hanlon's Razor:"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Hanlon's Razor:"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

If you don't want to do something, one excuse is as good as another.

If you don't want to do something, one excuse is as good as another.

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts.

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts.