Misfortune tests friends, and detects enemies

Misfortune tests friends, and detects enemies

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist

Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist

The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy

The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy

I have met the enemy, and it is the eyes of other people.

I have met the enemy, and it is the eyes of other people.

Let our friends perish, provided that our enemies fall at the
same time.
[Lat., Pereant amici, dum una read more

Let our friends perish, provided that our enemies fall at the
same time.
[Lat., Pereant amici, dum una inimici intercidant.]

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is
enemy action.

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is
enemy action.

You and I were long friends; you are now my enemy, and I am
yours.

You and I were long friends; you are now my enemy, and I am
yours.

Treat your friend as if he will one day be your enemy, and your enemy as if he will one read more

Treat your friend as if he will one day be your enemy, and your enemy as if he will one day be your friend