No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

When the Sex War ended with the slaughter of the Grandmothers, / They found a bachelor's baby suffocating under them; read more

When the Sex War ended with the slaughter of the Grandmothers, / They found a bachelor's baby suffocating under them; / Somebody called him George and that was the end of it: / They hitched him up to the Army.

The real theater of the sex war is the domestic hearth

The real theater of the sex war is the domestic hearth

The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy

The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy

We have to be careful in this era of radical feminism, not to emphasize an equality of the sexes that read more

We have to be careful in this era of radical feminism, not to emphasize an equality of the sexes that leads women to imitate men to prove their equality. To be equal does not mean you have to be the same.

The sexes were made for each other, and only in the wise and loving union of the two is the read more

The sexes were made for each other, and only in the wise and loving union of the two is the fullness of health and duty and happiness to be expected

Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist

Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist

It is good for a man not to touch a woman

It is good for a man not to touch a woman

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.