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    Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

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How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg read more

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

by Abraham Lincoln Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas.

Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas.

by Francis Galton Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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It is nought good a sleeping hound wake.

It is nought good a sleeping hound wake.

by Geoffrey Chaucer Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.

by Gene Hill Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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For to him that is joined to all the living there is hope: for a
living dog is better read more

For to him that is joined to all the living there is hope: for a
living dog is better than a dead lion.

by Bible Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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His faithful dog salutes the smiling guest.

His faithful dog salutes the smiling guest.

by Thomas Campbell Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats

Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats

by Margaret Benson Found in: Cats Quotes, Dogs Quotes,
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear read more

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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You own a dog; you feed a cat.

You own a dog; you feed a cat.

by Jim Fiebig Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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