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    Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

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Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

by Ann Landers Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Gentlemen of the Jury: The one, absolute, unselfish friend that
man can have in this selfish world, the one read more

Gentlemen of the Jury: The one, absolute, unselfish friend that
man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts
him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his
dog.
- George Graham Vest, Eulogy on the Dog,

by George Graham Vest Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear read more

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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His faithful dog salutes the smiling guest.

His faithful dog salutes the smiling guest.

by Thomas Campbell Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe, we are the focus of their read more

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe, we are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.

by Roger Caras Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

by Bob Hope Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

by Robert Louis Stevenson Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own read more

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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