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    Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end.

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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise read more

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear

by Dave Barry Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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But in come canine Paradise
Your wraith, I know, rebukes the moon,
And quarters every plain and read more

But in come canine Paradise
Your wraith, I know, rebukes the moon,
And quarters every plain and hill,
Seeking its master. . . . As for me
This prayer at least the gods fulfill
That when I pass the flood and see
Old Charon by Stygian coast
Take toll of all the shades who land,
Your little, faithful barking ghost
May leap to lick my phantom hand.

by St. John Welles Lucas Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.

It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.

by Anonymous Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Old dog Tray's ever faithful;
Grief can not drive him away;
He is gentle, he is kind--
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Old dog Tray's ever faithful;
Grief can not drive him away;
He is gentle, he is kind--
I shall never, never find
A better friend than old dog Tray!

by Stephen Collins Foster Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Gentlemen of the Jury: The one, absolute, unselfish friend that
man can have in this selfish world, the one read more

Gentlemen of the Jury: The one, absolute, unselfish friend that
man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts
him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his
dog.
- George Graham Vest, Eulogy on the Dog,

by George Graham Vest Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

by Rita Rudner Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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The little dogs and all,
Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart--see, they bark at me.

The little dogs and all,
Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart--see, they bark at me.

by William Shakespeare Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Mother of dead dogs.

Mother of dead dogs.

by Thomas Campbell Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.

by Jeanne-marie Roland Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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