A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.

It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.

Mother of dead dogs.

Mother of dead dogs.

You own a dog; you feed a cat.

You own a dog; you feed a cat.

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.

In dog years, I'm dead.

In dog years, I'm dead.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg read more

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.