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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise read more

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

by Dave Barry Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two read more

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.

by Phil Pastoret Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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There is sorrow enough in the natural way
From men and women to fill our day;
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There is sorrow enough in the natural way
From men and women to fill our day;
But when we are certain of sorrow in store
Why do we always arrange for more?
Brothers and sisters I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.

by Rudyard Kipling Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

by Josh Billings Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

by Unknown Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe, we are the focus of their read more

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe, we are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.

by Roger Caras Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me read more

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

by Steve Allen Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

by Robert Louis Stevenson Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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You own a dog; you feed a cat.

You own a dog; you feed a cat.

by Jim Fiebig Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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