And Hazael said, But what, is thy servant a dog, that he should
do this great thing? And Elisha read more

And Hazael said, But what, is thy servant a dog, that he should
do this great thing? And Elisha answered, The Lord hath shewed
me that thou shalt be king over Syria.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe, we are the focus of their read more

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe, we are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the read more

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

The little dogs and all,
Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart--see, they bark at me.

The little dogs and all,
Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart--see, they bark at me.

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two read more

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.

It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.