I believe in grumbling; it is the politest form of fighting known.

I believe in grumbling; it is the politest form of fighting known.

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old read more

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

Acting is the expression of a neurotic impulse. It's a bum's life. The principal benefit acting has afforded me is read more

Acting is the expression of a neurotic impulse. It's a bum's life. The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis.

It looks easy, but It's not at all.

It looks easy, but It's not at all.

Advice is like snow; the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the read more

Advice is like snow; the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind.

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Only the spoon knows what is stirring in the pot.

Only the spoon knows what is stirring in the pot.

You create your opportunities by asking for them.

You create your opportunities by asking for them.