To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual read more

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets. These men should not be encouraged, their fantasies are sadly low-rent and unimaginative. Affect an aloof, cool demeanor as soon as any man tries to draw you out. Unless, of course, he's the pilot.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you're making too much money.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you're making too much money.

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next.

The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next.

Character is not made in a crisis -- it is only exhibited.

Character is not made in a crisis -- it is only exhibited.

It's the men behind who "make" the man ahead.

It's the men behind who "make" the man ahead.

I believe that every human mind feels pleasure in doing good to another.

I believe that every human mind feels pleasure in doing good to another.

Advice is like snow; the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the read more

Advice is like snow; the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind.