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Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn read more

Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn full-bodied with age until they go sour and vinegary and give you a headache.

by Source Unknown Found in: The sexes Quotes,
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Sometimes, it is good to be "alone".... but that doesn't make us lonely. It is not a matter of being read more

Sometimes, it is good to be "alone".... but that doesn't make us lonely. It is not a matter of being present "with" someone, it is a matter of being present " to" someone.

by Source Unknown Found in: Romance Quotes,
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You're as likely to get through to him if you burble mindlessly at him whilst tossing geraniums standing on a read more

You're as likely to get through to him if you burble mindlessly at him whilst tossing geraniums standing on a garden gnome.

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Running into debt isn't so bad. It's running into creditors that hurts.

Running into debt isn't so bad. It's running into creditors that hurts.

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How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy read more

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

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