Maxioms by Source Unknown
Old unix hackers don't die, they just turn into zombie processes
Old unix hackers don't die, they just turn into zombie processes
A winning smile makes winners of us all.
A winning smile makes winners of us all.
Just try explaining the value of statistical summaries to the widow of the man who drowned crossing a stream with read more
Just try explaining the value of statistical summaries to the widow of the man who drowned crossing a stream with an average depth of four feet.
Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn read more
Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn full-bodied with age until they go sour and vinegary and give you a headache.
A fellow can't keep people from having a bad opinion of him, but he can keep them from being right read more
A fellow can't keep people from having a bad opinion of him, but he can keep them from being right about it.
