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Never give anyone total access to your pockets, your pockets, your purse or your mind.

Never give anyone total access to your pockets, your pockets, your purse or your mind.

A fellow can't keep people from having a bad opinion of him, but he can keep them from being right read more

A fellow can't keep people from having a bad opinion of him, but he can keep them from being right about it.

Smile; it the second best thing one can do with one's lips.

Smile; it the second best thing one can do with one's lips.

Hippies are like jeans. They never die; they just fade.

Hippies are like jeans. They never die; they just fade.

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and read more

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with