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You can no more give what you haven't learned than you can come back from a place you've never been.

You can no more give what you haven't learned than you can come back from a place you've never been.

First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.

First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and read more

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people that make balloon animals, I always think of their relatives and how read more

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people that make balloon animals, I always think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

Life is like jelly beans, and sometimes you get your favorite color.

Life is like jelly beans, and sometimes you get your favorite color.