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if you are married, there exists no comfort in being intelligent.

if you are married, there exists no comfort in being intelligent.

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The world as seen through the window of an insane asylum is the same world as seen from the window read more

The world as seen through the window of an insane asylum is the same world as seen from the window of a dentist's office.

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Stealing a Rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.

Stealing a Rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.

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Spiders are relatively high in protein, but they tickle.

Spiders are relatively high in protein, but they tickle.

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There is no easy way to bathe a hummingbird.

There is no easy way to bathe a hummingbird.

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