You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

There's some fatigue among the average Republican. They're tired of it all. They're tired of scandals. They're tired of the read more

There's some fatigue among the average Republican. They're tired of it all. They're tired of scandals. They're tired of the White House. They're ready for change.

I've owned a lot of crap in my days -- rental houses and strip malls -- but we finally got read more

I've owned a lot of crap in my days -- rental houses and strip malls -- but we finally got this place, and it's worth all the crap.

It was a big deal for us all those corny things kids did in those days.

It was a big deal for us all those corny things kids did in those days.

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost;/ but what I gave away will be mine forever.

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost;/ but what I gave away will be mine forever.

If eighty percent of your sales come from twenty percent of all of your items, just carry those twenty percent.

If eighty percent of your sales come from twenty percent of all of your items, just carry those twenty percent.

But who would rush at a benighted man, and give him two black eyes for being blind?.

But who would rush at a benighted man, and give him two black eyes for being blind?.

Adams first law of survival: Get even first.

Adams first law of survival: Get even first.

I played a lot of character parts in school.

I played a lot of character parts in school.