I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition read more

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

He started doing walking tours that were hysterical and offered a lot of fascinating history. Now his company has grown read more

He started doing walking tours that were hysterical and offered a lot of fascinating history. Now his company has grown and all the employees also are comedians.

All of that stuff about James Bond, that's Hollywood. You don't want anyone standing out in the intelligence business. You read more

All of that stuff about James Bond, that's Hollywood. You don't want anyone standing out in the intelligence business. You want someone nondescript. The ideal spy is 5-foot-6 and kind of dumpy.

Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to read more

Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you.

I think one wants lots of different lives.

I think one wants lots of different lives.

What we wanted to do is set a good tone for the season. 2-0 is exactly where we wanted to read more

What we wanted to do is set a good tone for the season. 2-0 is exactly where we wanted to be.

There were witnesses. We know who did this.

There were witnesses. We know who did this.

We went back to see the damage and boy was there some damage. The house was totally gone.

We went back to see the damage and boy was there some damage. The house was totally gone.

After I saved some money, I quit work and went to a local college.

After I saved some money, I quit work and went to a local college.