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Even the Thickest pizza on earth will be delivered cold.

Even the Thickest pizza on earth will be delivered cold.

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The world as seen through the window of an insane asylum is the same world as seen from the window read more

The world as seen through the window of an insane asylum is the same world as seen from the window of a dentist's office.

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I have seen the future and it is very much like the present, only longer.

I have seen the future and it is very much like the present, only longer.

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Spiders are relatively high in protein, but they tickle.

Spiders are relatively high in protein, but they tickle.

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Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.

Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.

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