Maxioms by Henry Louis Mencken
You can't kiss an oil well.
You can't kiss an oil well.
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
Going to school does not make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a read more
Going to school does not make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into read more
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.