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Idealist: One who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better read more

Idealist: One who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup

by Henry Louis Mencken Found in: Idealism Quotes,
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You can't kiss an oil well.

You can't kiss an oil well.

by Henry Louis Mencken Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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Adultery is the application of democracy to love

Adultery is the application of democracy to love

by Henry Louis Mencken Found in: Adultery Quotes,
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Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

by Henry Louis Mencken Found in: Music Quotes,
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For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

by Henry Louis Mencken Found in: Theology Quotes,
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