Maxioms by Henry Louis Mencken
You can't kiss an oil well.
You can't kiss an oil well.
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
Sunday School: A prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents
Sunday School: A prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents
Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
