Maxioms by W. C. Fields
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about read more
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
