Maxioms by W. C. Fields
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
