Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a read more
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
