Maxioms by Phyllis Diller
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
