Maxioms by Phyllis Diller
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
