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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

by Phyllis Diller Found in: Golf Quotes,
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

by Phyllis Diller Found in: Mothers Quotes,
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