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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

by Phyllis Diller Found in: Bachelors Quotes,
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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor

by Phyllis Diller Found in: Cooking Quotes,
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