Maxioms by Phyllis Diller
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
