Maxioms by Phyllis Diller
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve read more
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have read more
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done this? we have no enemies.".
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
