Maxioms by Ogden Nash
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common read more
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost read more
Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost the very minute you go to bed, And bathe and shave and scrub industriously at your molar system And catch a train and go to the office an
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get read more
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
