Ogden Nash

Poets arent very usefulBecause they aren't consumeful or produceful..

Poets arent very usefulBecause they aren't consumeful or produceful..

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it read more

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you

You can take it as understood That your luck changes only if it's good.

You can take it as understood That your luck changes only if it's good.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common read more

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.