Maxioms by Ogden Nash
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And read more
They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And they philanthropically cure them all By getting up a costume charity ball.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it read more
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence
