Maxioms by Mitch Hedberg
Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day read more
Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening read more
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over read more
Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck.
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.