Maxioms by Mark Twain
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain
Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain
It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.
It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
