Maxioms by Kin Hubbard
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations.
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations.