Kin Hubbard

We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.

We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.

There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.

There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.

Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.

About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.

About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.