Kin Hubbard

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune.

Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.

Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.