Kin Hubbard

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.

Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.

It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.

The world gels better every day--then worse again in the evening.

The world gels better every day--then worse again in the evening.