Maxioms by Kin Hubbard
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
I haven't heard of anybody who want's to stop living on account of the cost.
I haven't heard of anybody who want's to stop living on account of the cost.