Kin Hubbard

I haven't heard of anybody who want's to stop living on account of the cost.

I haven't heard of anybody who want's to stop living on account of the cost.

An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.

An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.

The feller that calls you "brother" generally wants something that don't belong to him

The feller that calls you "brother" generally wants something that don't belong to him

Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.

Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.

About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.

About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.